father escorted her down the aisle to give away to the groom. They reached
the altar and the waiting groom ; the bride kissed her father and placed
something in his hand. Everyone in the room was wondering what was given to
the father by the bride.
The father could feel the suspense in the air and all eyes were on him to
divulge the secret and say something. So he announced 'Ladies and Gentlemen
today is the luckiest day of my life..' Then he raised his hands with what
his daughter gave him and continued, 'My daughter finally, finally returned
my credit card to me.'
The whole audience including priest started laughing....
...... But not the poor groom!!!!