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    Sardar Done it Again

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    Sardar Done it Again

    Post  HAQ on Wed May 19, 2010 3:17 am




    Boss: Where were you born?
    Sardar: Punjab .
    Boss : which part ?
    sardar : Kya which part ? Whole body born in punjab.



    2 sardar were fixing a bomb in a car.
    Sardar 1 : What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing.
    sardar 2 : Dont worry, I have a one more.



    Sardar : What is the name of your car ?
    Lady : I forgot the name, but is starts with "T".
    Sardar : Oye Kamaal ki gaadi hai, Tea se start hoti hai. Hamaara gaadi
    petrol se start hoti hai.



    Sardar was busy removing a wheel from his auto. A man asks sardar why
    are you removing a wheel from your auto.
    sardar : Cant you read the board. Parking is only for 2 wheeler.



    Sardar got into a bus on 1st April when conductor asked for ticket. He
    gave
    Rs.10/- and took the ticket and said April fool. I have pass.


    Sardar joined new job. 1st day he worked till late evening on the
    computer.
    Boss was happy and asked what you did till evening.
    Sardar : Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright.


    On a romantic day sardar's girlfriend asks him. Darling on our
    engagement day will you give me a ring.
    Sardar : Ya sure, from landline or mobile.



    How will you destroy a submarine full of sardars ?
    Simple. Just knock the door and they will open it....



    Santa apni girl friend ko I Luv U kehta hai aur gir jata hai.
    Gal: Yeh kya kar rahe ho?
    Santa: I'm falling in love.


    Museum Administrator: That's a 500-year-old statue u've broken.
    Banta: Thanks God! I thought it was a new one.



    A man to Santa: Aao ji chess khelein
    Santa: Tu chal mein sports shoes pehen kar aaya.



    At the scene of an accident a man was crying: O God! I have lost my hand, oh!
    Santa: Control yourself. Don't cry. See that man. He has lost his head. Is he
    crying?



    Santa was getting bitten by mosquitoes the whole night. He got
    irritated... drank poison & said,
    Ab kaato saalon, sab maroge!


    Banta: U cheated me.
    Shopkeeper: No, I sold a good radio to u.
    Banta: Radio label shows Made in Japan but radio says This is all
    India Radio!


    NOW THE LAST TWO ULTIMATE :

    In an interview,
    Interviewer: How does an electric motor run?
    Santa: Dhhuuuurrrrrrrrrr. .....
    Inteviewer shouts: Stop it.
    Santa: Dhhuurrrr dhup dhup dhup...


    Tourist: Whose skeleton is that?
    Santa: Tipu's skeleton.
    Tourist: Whose that smaller skeleton next to it?
    Santa: That was Tipu's skeleton when he was child

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    Re: Sardar Done it Again

    Post  Fallen on Thu May 20, 2010 3:39 am

    hahahahahahahaha!

    These guys are hilarious..
    lol!

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    Re: Sardar Done it Again

    Post  HAQ on Fri May 21, 2010 2:26 am

    Yes and very funny too

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