A blonde hurries into the emergency room lateone night with the tip of her index finger shot off.How did this happen? the emergency room doctorasked her.
Well, I was trying to commit suicide, the blonde replied.
What? sputtered the doctor. You tried to commit suicide by shooting your fingeroff?
No, Silly! the blonde said. First I put the gun to mychest, and I thought: I just paid $6,000.00 for thesebreast implants, I'm not shooting myself in the chest.
So then? asked the doctor.
Then I put the gun in my mouth, and I thought: I just paid $3000.00 to get my teethstraightened, I'm not shooting myself in the mouth.
Then I put the gun to my ear, and I thought: This is goingto make a loud noise. So I put my finger in the other earbefore I pulled the trigger.