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    Pray hard - See , Laugh

    Post  HAQ on Tue May 18, 2010 3:17 am





    A lady goes to her parish priest one day and tells him, "Father,

    I have a problem. I have two female parrots but they only know

    how to say one thing." "What do they say?" the priest inquired.

    "They say, 'Hi, we're prostitutes. Do you want to have some

    fun?" "That's obscene!" the priest exclaimed, "I can see why you

    are embarrassed." He thought a minute and then said, "You know,

    I may have a solution to this problem. I have two male parrots

    whom I have taught to pray and read the Bible.



    Bring your two parrots over to my house and we will put them in

    the cage with Francis and Job. My parrots can teach your parrots

    to praise and worship. I'm sure your parrots will stop saying

    that...that phrase in no time." "Thank you," the woman
    responded, "this may very well be the solution."



    The next day, she brought her female parrots to the priest's

    house. As he ushered her in, she saw this two male parrots were

    inside their cage, hold their rosary beads and praying.
    Impressed, she walked over and placed her parrots in with them.

    After just a couple of seconds, the female parrots exclaimed out

    in unison, "Hi, we're prostitutes. Do you want to have some
    fun?"



    There was a stunned silence. Finally, one male parrot looked

    over at the other male parrot and said, "Put the beads away,

    Francis, our prayers have been answered!"

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    Re: Pray hard - See , Laugh

    Post  Fallen on Tue May 18, 2010 5:14 am

    hahahahahahahahaha!


    Such an innocent Priest he was..

    "wonders" what words he truly trainned hes parrots to say..lol

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    Re: Pray hard - See , Laugh

    Post  HAQ on Tue May 18, 2010 12:10 pm

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