Last night, my wife and I were sitting in the living room, talking about life... In-between, we talked about the idea of living or dying.
I said to her :
"Darling, never let me live in a vegetative state, totally dependent on gadgets, machines and liquids from a bottle. If you ever find me in that state I want you to disconnect all those contraptions that are keeping me physically alive. I'd much rather die !"
Immediately, my wife got up from the sofa with this real look of admiration towards me... She then proceeded to disconnect the TV, the Cable, the Dish, the DVD player, the Computer, the Cell Phone, the iPod, and the Xbox. Finally, she went to the fridge and threw away my stock of beer !!
....I ALMOST DIED !!