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    Acceptable And Unacceptable..

    Post  Fallen on Wed Jun 22, 2011 4:11 am

    A young Mexican maid approached boss wife of the bungalow and demanded for a pay raise.
    The boss wife got annoyed, upset and asked:
    "Now Maria, why do you want a pay increase?"

    Maria: "Well Senora, there are three reasons why me demand my pay raise.
    Firstly, me iron better than you."
    Wife: "Who said that you iron better than me?"
    Maria: "Your husband said so, ma'am."
    Wife: "Oh, he did."

    Maria: "Secondly me a better cook than you."
    Wife: "Nonsense, who said you were a better cook than me?"
    Maria: "Your husband did ma'am."
    Wife: "Oh, he did."

    Maria: "And thirdly me a better lover than you."
    Wife furious as hell yelled: "And did my husband say that to you too ya?"
    Maria: "No Senora, your gardener did."

    Wife calmed down and sweetly: OK Maria you have your raise, Mexican gardener will get his. You and I are good friends now.


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    Re: Acceptable And Unacceptable..

    Post  HAQ on Wed Jun 22, 2011 6:14 am

    Ahhh CHEATERS Both Are Bi..... Evil or Very Mad

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