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    Wonderful Definitions..

    Post  Fallen on Sat Jun 18, 2011 9:04 pm

    School
    A place where Parents pay and children play

    Life Insurance
    A contract that keeps you poor all your life
    so that you can die Rich.

    Nurse:
    A person who wakes u up to give you sleeping pills.

    Marriage
    It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her masters..

    Divorce
    Future tense of Marriage.

    Tears
    The hydraulic force by which masculine willpower is defeated by feminine waterpower.

    Lecture
    An art of transferring information from the notes of the Lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through "the minds of either"

    Conference
    The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.

    Conference Room
    A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees later on

    Father
    A banker provided by nature

    Criminal
    A person no different from the rest
    ....except that he/she got caught

    Boss
    Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early

    Politician
    One who shakes your hand before elections and
    your Confidence after

    DOCTOR
    A person who holds your ills by pills, and kills you by bills.
    Smile
    A curve that can set a lot of things straight.

    Office
    A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.

    Yawn
    The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.

    Etc.
    A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.

    Committee
    Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together.

    Atom Bomb
    An invention to end all inventions.

    Philosopher
    A fool who torments himself during life, to be wise.

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    Re: Wonderful Definitions..

    Post  HAQ on Sun Jun 19, 2011 3:05 am



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