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    Polish man and American Girl !


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    Polish man and American Girl !

    Post  Fallen on Sat Jun 18, 2011 5:37 am

    A Polish man moved to the USA and married an American girl.

    Although his English was far from perfect, they got along very well until one day he rushed into a lawyer’s office and asked him if he could could arrange a divorce for him.

    The lawyer said that getting a divorce would depend on the circumstances, and asked him the following questions:

    Have you any grounds?
    -Yes, an acre and half and nice little home.

    No, I mean what is the foundation of this case?
    – It made of concrete.

    I don’t think you understand. Do either of you have a real grudge?
    – No, we have carport, and not need one.

    I mean. What are your relation s like?
    – All my relations still in Poland .

    Is there any infidelity in your marriage?
    – We have hi-fidelity stereo and good DVD player.

    Does your wife beat you up?
    – No, I am always up before her.

    Is your wife a nagger?
    – No, she white.

    Why do you want this divorce?
    -She going to kill me.

    What makes you think that?
    -I got proof.

    What kind of proof?
    – She going to poison me. She buy a bottle at drugstore and put on shelf in bathroom. I can read, and it say:
    “Polish Remover”

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    Re: Polish man and American Girl !

    Post  HAQ on Sat Jun 18, 2011 2:07 pm

    Omg "Polish remover" hahahahahahah

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