A married man was having affaier with his secretary.
One day they went to her place and made love all afternoon.
Exhausted, they fell asleep & woke up at 8pm.
The man hurriedly dressed & told his lover to take his shoes outside and rub them in the grass & dirt.
He then put his shoes on & drove home..
When he reached home, the first question was...
wife:- Where have u been???
Man:- I cant lie to u. I am having an affair with my secretary.We had sex all afternoon at her place.
The wife looked down at his shoes and said:- You r lying!! You've been playing golf!!..
Moral :~ Women are women. Truth or lies,they'll never belive u.....