What would you do if I died?
Woman: Would you get married again?
Man: Definitely not!
Woman: Why not … don’t you like being married?
Man: Of course, I do.
Woman: Then why wouldn’t you re-marry?
Man: OK, I’d get married again.
Woman: YOU WOULD (hurtful look on face)??
Man: Yes, I would.
Woman: Would you put away my pictures, and replace them with hers?
Man: That would seem like the proper thing to do.
Woman: And would you let her use my golf clubs?
Man: She can’t use them, she is left handed.