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    If You Love Someone

    Post  HAQ on Wed Sep 22, 2010 4:14 pm




    Shakespeare:
    if you love someone,
    Set her free ....
    If she ever comes back, she's yours,
    If she doesn't, here's the poison, suicide
    yourself for her.

    Optimist:
    If you love someone,
    Set her free ....
    Don't worry, she will come back.

    Suspicious:
    If you love someone,
    Set her free ....
    If she ever comes back, ask her why.

    Impatient:
    If you love someone,
    Set her free ....
    If she doesn't comes back within some time forget
    her.

    Patient:
    IF you love someone,
    Set her free ....
    If she doesn't come back, continue to wait until
    she comes back.

    Playful:
    If you love someone,
    Set her free ....
    *If she comes back, and if you love her still,
    set her free again, repeat*

    C++ Programmer:
    if(you-love( m_she))
    m_she.free()
    if(m_she == NULL)
    m_she= new CShe;

    Lawyers:
    If you love someone,
    Set her free,
    Clause 1a of Paragraph 13a-1 in the second amendment of the
    Matrimonial Freedom Act clearly states that....

    Bill Gates:
    If you love someone,Set her free,
    If she comes back, I think we can charge her for
    re-installation fees but tell her that she's also going to get an upgrade.

    Biologist:
    If you love someone,
    Set her free, She'll evolve.

    Statisticians:
    If you love someone, Set her free,
    If she loves you, the probability of her coming
    back is high If she doesn't, the Weibull
    distribution and your relation was improbable anyway.

    Salesman:
    If you love someone,
    Set her free ....
    If she ever comes back, deal!
    If she doesn't, so what! "NEXT".

    Schwarzenegger' s fans:
    If you love someone,
    Set her free,
    SHE'LL BE BACK!

    Insurance agent:
    If you love someone,
    Show her the plan ....
    If she ever comes back, sign her up,
    If she doesn't, keep follow up with her and never give up!

    Physician:
    If you love someone,
    Set her free ....
    If she ever comes back, it's the law of gravity,
    If she doesn't, either there's friction higher than the force or the angle
    of collision between two objects did not synchronize at the right angle.

    Mathematician:
    If you love someone,
    Set her free ....
    If she ever comes back, 1 + 1 = 2 (peanut!),
    If she doesn't, Y = 2X - log(0.46Y^2 + (cos(52/34X) ) x 5Y^(-0.5)c) where c
    is the infinite constant of no turning point.

    Nowadays' style:
    If You Love Someone,
    Set it free,
    If It Comes Back, It is Yours
    If It Doesn't, Hunt it Down and Kill It...!!! OR
    PERHAPS REPORT TO IMMIGRATION THAT SHE/HE IS AN ILLEGAL

    If you love someone
    WHY IN THE FIRST PLACE SET HER FREE???
    CARELESS IDIOT!!!

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    Re: If You Love Someone

    Post  Fallen on Thu Sep 23, 2010 3:29 am


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