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    HUSBAND v/s WIFE

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    HUSBAND v/s WIFE

    Post  HAQ on Fri Aug 06, 2010 2:56 am




    Husband V/S Wife

    Husband: Do you know the meaning of WIFE?

    It means, Without Information, Fighting Everytime!

    Wife: No darling, it means,

    With Idiot For Ever




    Wife: I wish I was a newspaper,

    So I'd be in your hands all day.

    Husband: I too wish that you were a newspaper,

    So I could have a new one everyday.




    Doctor: Your husband needs rest and peace. Here are some sleeping
    pills.
    Wife: When must I give them to him?

    Doctor: They are for you




    Wife: I had to marry you to find out how stupid you are.

    Husband: You should have known it the minute

    I asked you to marry me.





    Husband: Today is Sunday & I have to enjoy it.

    So I bought 3 movie tickets.

    Wife: Why Three?

    Husband: For you and your parents



    Wife: What will you give me if I climb the great Mount Everest ?

    Husband: A lovely Push...!!!

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    Re: HUSBAND v/s WIFE

    Post  Fallen on Fri Aug 06, 2010 6:15 am

    Hahahahahahahahaha!

    Every couple has there moments, whether it be happy or sad.

    BUT they always find ways of making up in ( the bedroom )


    Awesome post my baby.

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    Re: HUSBAND v/s WIFE

    Post  HAQ on Fri Aug 06, 2010 2:52 pm



    Yes my Baby ur right Wink

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    Re: HUSBAND v/s WIFE

    Post  Fallen on Sat Aug 07, 2010 12:35 am

    Awwwww thank you my baby!

    Athough i may not always be right, but i win all the time Wink
    Cos my baby's such a sweetie @ heart. Embarassed

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    Re: HUSBAND v/s WIFE

    Post  HAQ on Sat Aug 07, 2010 1:11 pm




    Awwwwwwwww my love ur nice dats y u alwyz see me nice too my sweetheart geek

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