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    The Perfect Husband.

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    The Perfect Husband.

    Post  Fallen on Sat Jul 24, 2010 1:29 am

    Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands-free speaker- function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen.

    MAN: "Hello"
    WOMAN: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"

    MAN: "Yes."
    WOMAN: "I'm at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat. It's only $1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?"

    MAN: "Sure, go ahead if you like it that much."
    WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2007 models. I saw one I really liked."

    MAN: "How much?"
    WOMAN: "$65,000."

    MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options."
    WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing. The house we wanted last year is back on the market. They're asking $950,000."

    MAN: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer, but just offer $900,000."
    WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you!"

    MAN: "Bye, I love you, too."


    The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are looking at him in astonishment.

    Then he smiles and asks: "Anyone know whose phone this is?"

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    Re: The Perfect Husband.

    Post  HAQ on Sat Jul 24, 2010 1:05 pm





    lol! lol! lol! lol!

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    Re: The Perfect Husband.

    Post  ShOnA on Thu Jul 29, 2010 9:43 am

    lol!

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