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    But Honey..

    Post  Fallen on Sun Jul 18, 2010 12:57 am


    A man goes to the doctor after feeling ill.

    The doctor says, "You know, you should have come to see me sooner. Unfortunately you have waited too long and you are going to die this evening."

    The man is distraught and wonders how he is going to tell his wife. Well, he tells her and she takes it pretty well. "Honey, this is going to be a night that you will always remember," she says. "I am going to treat you like a king!"

    She prepares a scrumptious gourmet dinner with wine, candles-the works. After dinner she slips away and returns in the most incredible negligee the man has ever seen.

    She leads him into their bedroom. They make the most passionate love they have ever made. The man is beside himself. Once done, the wife rolls over to go to sleep knowing she kept her promise.

    Well, the husband is wide-awake watching the clock. He knows that he is doomed. He taps her... "Honey?" he whispers.

    She rolls over and again proceeds to make love. Again when they were done she rolls over and he taps her. She is getting cranky, but under the circumstances she grants her husband's dying wishes. Finally the wife rolls over and begins to snore.

    Well, the man decides to tap her again. "Honey?" he whispers.

    She rolls over and yells, "Oh sure!... You're not the one that has to get up in the morning!!!

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    Re: But Honey..

    Post  HAQ on Sun Jul 18, 2010 2:24 am

    lol! lol! lol! very funny baby

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