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    Men Are Winners? Read on..


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    Men Are Winners? Read on..

    Post  Fallen on Fri Jul 16, 2010 9:55 pm

    You are from the male species and you are ranged against us - the female species. Following are a few of our persepctives. Your species can never, ever win against us ...................

    If you stay home and do the housework, you are a pansy !
    If you work too hard, there is never any time for us !
    If you don't work enough, you are a good-for-nothing bum !

    If we have a boring repetitive job with low pay, this is exploitation !
    If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your butt and find something better !

    If you get a promotion ahead of us, that is favoritism !
    If we get a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity !

    If you mention how nice we look, it's sexual harassment !
    If you keep quiet, it is male indifference !

    If you cry, you are a wimp !
    If you don't, you are an insensitive bastard !

    If you slap us, it's wife bashing !
    If we slap you, it's self defense !

    If you make a decision without consulting us, you are a chauvinist !
    If we make a decision without consulting you, we are liberated women !

    If you ask us to do something we don't enjoy, that's domination !
    If we ask you, it's a favor !

    If you appreciate the female form and frilly underwear, you are a sex-pervert !
    If you don't, you are a homosexual !

    If you like us to shave our legs and keep in shape, you are sexist !
    If you don't, you are un-romantic !

    If you try to keep yourself in shape, you are vain !
    If you don't, you are a slob !

    If you buy us flowers, you are after something !
    If you don't, you are not thoughtful !

    If you are proud of your achievements, you are up on yourself !
    If you don't, you are not ambitious !

    If we have a headache, we are tired !
    If you have a headache, you don't love us anymore !

    If you want sex with us too often, you are oversexed !
    If you don't, there must be someone else !

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    Re: Men Are Winners? Read on..

    Post  HAQ on Sat Jul 17, 2010 4:48 am

    Interesting post honey Embarassed

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